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Even though Napoleon Dynamite was sponsored by some silly people, it had some pretty good lines...

• Kid on bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
• Napoleon: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
• Napoleon: "Do the chicken's have sharp talons?"
• Deb: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion. Napoleon: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
• Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
• Napoleon: I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.
• Napoleon: Lucky.
• Napoleon: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
• Napoleon: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Napoleon: [Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
• Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
• Napoleon: Vote for Pedro. Pedro offers you his protection.
• Napoleon: I caught you a delicious bass.
• Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon: Sweet!
• Kip: Your mom goes to college.
• Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon: No, go find your own. Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots. Napoleon: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today. Nathan: [kicks the tots] Napoleon: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!
• Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip: See ya. Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot!
• Napoleon: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
• Napoleon: Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.