rules of the road
I’m really starting to get irritated with the way people drive… I know that when its icy, driving is a completely different sport, but when there’s no snow or ice, stick to the rules:
- Never stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
- Speed limits are arbitrary figures only posted to make you feel guilty.
- Garfield and other stuff animals do not belong on your windows.
- Take turns semi-quickly; you don’t have to be going 3 MPH to make a safe turn, you should just barely slow.
- The small bumps in the road will NOT hurt your car, just keep going.
- So you’ve got a $200 car and a $500 sound system? Turn it down, no one else wants to hear your bass, we march to the beat of a different drum.
- Never stop at a yellow-light.
- If you’re over 65, cut up your license.
- Nobody cares that you have a “Baby On Board” bumper sticker. No one is going to say, “Oh my God! There is a baby in that car, I better drive extra safe!” (Sad, but true.)
- If you're driving a minivan, you've got no business even being on the road.
posted by elaina at 4:14 PM
2 Comments:
i hate stupid people...that about sums it up...well except for the speed limit thing, but i can see where your comming from being that you live in sitka and all. i hate stuffed animals....i hate people who cant control their music and personally i dont really think its sad that nobody cares if you have a baby on board...your no like special if you have a baby on board....i mean i would hope that they are in a carseat so u are doing your part...but thats whats most important..my biggest pet peeve in the entire world tho (in reference to driving) is people who like stop at a green light (or really anywhere) to make a turn....put you foot on the gas..not the brake...its just not necissary! hehe....love you!
-Kels
hey kels... i here ya!
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