dinner for one

Last night Kaari, Coral and I went to Market Center for a snack. We grabbed our Animal Crackers with the handles that always break and scurried up to the cash register with money in hand. While waiting to pay, we noticed the man in front of us was buying 1 steak, 1 potato, 1 bag of barbeque chips, and 2 candy bars... He probably wastes nothing and has NO food other than salt/pepper and condiments in his cupboards and fridge.

Yeah, it's okay. For every weirdo like him in America, there's a weirder person in China. Why China? Because their language makes no sense! They have a symbol for every word instead of just a simple alphabet. And they still eat with STICKS. Oh, and that's not all, they believe in dragons! Come on! Seriously, people, get with the program, or whatever. Wake up and smell the coffee, or something... Who came up with these sayings? And where do they live?