silly quiz spoof (my own creation)

Full name: Elizabeth Elaina Mattingly
Nickname(s): Mango, Lain-Lain
Do you love olives? Yes, especially on pizza
Have you ever been in an x-rated store? Yes, the Erotique Boutique, and one in Whitehorse
Do you love Bush? No, but I can’t say I hate him, and I would never vote for Kerry-Bear
What is your favorite “bad word?” “Dadnabbit” -Joseph
What do you think of Sushi? If it didn’t smell like rotten seaweed, it might be alright
What does your breath smell like in the morning? Usually, like garlic infested hot air
How many siblings do you have? 3 bros, 1 sis
Do you know how to corn row? Is that something black people do to their hair? Wait, people do their hair?
What do you think of prostitution? Why not legalize it? -They actually are in one "zone" of Victoria B.C.
And what do you think of Britney Spears? HOTT!
What is your hidden talent? -It wouldn’t be one, if I told…
How would you classify yourself? Well, other than ghetto (j/k), I’d say “vintage.“
Do you have any obsessions? My computer…
Do you know all the words to Le Tigre’s "The Cars That Go Boom?" Heck YEAH!
Have you ever broken a bone? Not a single one, except maybe a toe, but that doesn’t count
Who do you hate? I don’t hate anyone. However, there are some people that I strongly dislike.
Do you have a cell phone? Yep, 907-738-3916
What would Jesus do (aka WWJD)? Wonder What John’s Doin’
What are you going to do with the rest of your life? Blog
How long have you been a member of the Tom Green fan club? As long as everyone else has
Are you allergic to anything? Actually NO!
What’s your favorite soap opera? All My Children
What do you think of Michael Jackson? He makes me want to SCREAM! (like his song)
What is your favorite phrase? danger dot com and bad news bears
Have you ever been to a concert? Yes, lots! Vince Gill, Train, Eve 6, Steve Miller Band, Jonny Lang, Death Cab for Cutie, that’s all I can remember right now
Your Clothes/Fashion
I decided to kill myself instead of fill out this part…
shoe brands:
clothing stores:
perfume/cologne you wear:
favorite article of clothing:
make-up you wear:
are you trendy?: