time to murder...

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I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are intense, uptight people and control freaks.
Something I said I'd never do, but did anyway was lots of things (yikes).
The first section I turn to in the newspaper is the horoscope section.
The quickest way to my heart is to make a web shrine of me.
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm lounging around in my pajamas, dreading tomorrow’s school.
When I die, I believe I will go to hell (according to what they say).
I wouldn't be who I am if my parents had made me go to church.
For delicious results, add one part sarcasm/cheesy jokes and mix it with one part good company.
I wouldn't sell my friends for a billion dollars.

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Starbucks or Local Cafe
White meat or Dark Meat
Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental
Black or Cream and Sugar
Library Card or Amazon
Kittens or Puppies
Bath or Shower
Casket or Cremation
Talk or Action
Murphy's Law or Karma