where's waldo?

With the many visitors that my site entertains, I receive "site statistics" telling me the number of visitors, the url from which they linked from, what kind of system they use, and most interestingly, when they use a search engine, what "keywords" they typed... The word combinations that people type that refer them to my site are most interesting to me:

52.81% typed "jennifer vallion" and were linked to my web page.

19.75% typed "abby sparrowgrove"

8.32% typed "darcie seesz"

4.75% typed "old pictures of kayhi"

3.22% typed "napoleon dynamite t shirts give my your tots i'm starving"

2.95% typed "your mom goes to college explanation understand"

2.53% typed "megan violin mtv date my mom"

2.49% typed "sitka jo softball tournament"

1.63% typed "kaari myspace"

1.56% typed "tlingit jordan whitehorse drum"

Who knows who will find me next with one of their creepy searches...