size 7

The other day, I was fortunate enough to meet an 18-year-old guy, Dustin, from Orlando, Florida. Apparently, he was in town for fishing, but was kicked off his Uncle's boat because he broke the rules... His presence was unfamiliar; perfectly-trimmed, shaggy, blond hair, a tight, bright t-shirt, very, very tight, boot-cut jeans, and a huge pair of black skate shoes. I kept finding myself staring at his second layer of skin... Err... Jeans. He was poured into those things!

Finally, I commented, "Wow, those are some pretty snug pants. Not something you see very often around here on guys... What brand are they?"

He responded, "Element." "Oh, really?" I said, "I think there are pants just like those at the Cellar... Haha..."

"Yeah, probably because that's where I bought them!" He replied.

I was quite surprised, "What!? Are you serious? What size are they?" -I was unconvinced that this guy could seriously be wearing girls' jeans.

"These are a size 7, but sometimes I wear a 5."

"What? This isnt your first time buying tight-ass, girl's pants?"

"Naw, its pretty much all I wear. They're easier to skate in." At this point, I didn't even bother to hide my sneer and laughter. For, I had just met an 18-year-old guy who wore size 7 girls' pants... In Sitka. Hott.