1.18.2005

in the food court: juicy bbq ribs meal

Yeah, that's what was posted on the Sea Mart bulletin board. And upon reading it, my mouth did NOT start watering as a reaction to a growing appetite. Instead, I was repulsed by the word "juicy" used to describe a food as if it was good. When I think of "juicy," I think of bloody steak, (juicy) gossip, disappointing soup you get at the end of a day at a crappy restaurant, and other disgusting things I'd rather not put into words... The only thing I'd like to be juicy are fruits; nothing else.
So, please, Sea Mart, do not describe your food as "juicy" in hopes of making it appealing.

P.S. Upon doing a Yahoo! search for "juicy," the majority of the results were for a clothing line called "Juicy Couture Clothing." However, I also came up with the following interesting results:
Juicy Fruit: Wrigley Gum (logical)
Juicy Vignettist: Juicy Existance - "Don't bite into something juicy if you're not up for getting wet."
Juicy Fruit: Hilary Duff (what the heck!?)
Nantucket Nectars: "stories and facts about Nantucket Nectars, the company, as well as other juicy guy fun." (sounds interesting)
Fresh + Juicy: A British Person's Blog
Juicy Cerebellum: "this is where there are no sacred cows. where everyone is normal cause nobody is sane." (does that even make sense? oh well)
The Naked Dancing Llama Page (how is THAT juicy?)
Juicy: Mascot Music (WTF?)

Yeah... There's definitely more out there, but I'll let you do the rest of the investigating.

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