drips (of soda) (everywhere) (on the wall) (and on the lamp) (and on the table) (and...)

Yesterday Leah and I dug out Bryanna's kayaks and took 'em for a ride over to my house. -Its a lot longer than it looks! I estimate that its about .75 miles by road one way, so I'm sure we kayaked at least 1.5 miles. The sunset was gorgeous!
Later, we helped start a bonfire out at Herring Cove. We burnt a few pallets and a lot of gasoline and all was merry.

FYI: The title of this blog is pretty far on the inside... So don't read too deep.
-You either get it, or you don't.

spices

Here's a little mix to spice up your Christmas dinner, family Christmas party or a just for a little boogie...

Funky Christmas by RuPaul
Christmas is all around (I feel it in my fingers) by Billy Mack
Jingle Bell Rock by Hilary Duff
Santa Baby by Madonna
I want a hippo for Christmas by Dr. Demento
12 Adult Days of Christmas
I farted on Santa’s lap
Grandma got run over by a reindeer by Less Than Jake
Police stop my car (Feliz Navidad parody) by Bob Rivers
Santa, can you hear me? by Britney Spears
12 Days of Christmas by Relient K
What if Eminem did Jingle Bells?
Merry Merry Merry frickin’ Christmas by Frickin’ A

time to murder...

Fill in the blanks
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are intense, uptight people and control freaks.
Something I said I'd never do, but did anyway was lots of things (yikes).
The first section I turn to in the newspaper is the horoscope section.
The quickest way to my heart is to make a web shrine of me.
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm lounging around in my pajamas, dreading tomorrow’s school.
When I die, I believe I will go to hell (according to what they say).
I wouldn't be who I am if my parents had made me go to church.
For delicious results, add one part sarcasm/cheesy jokes and mix it with one part good company.
I wouldn't sell my friends for a billion dollars.

? Or ?
Starbucks or Local Cafe
White meat or Dark Meat
Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental
Black or Cream and Sugar
Library Card or Amazon
Kittens or Puppies
Bath or Shower
Casket or Cremation
Talk or Action
Murphy's Law or Karma

'tis the season

Went over to Chandler's last night. -There were some seriously diverse people. A few of us figured out that the eldest individual was a senior when the youngest individual was in 5th grade... Yeah, random, but fun crowd.

Today I polar dipped. BRR! Went to Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events." It was very entertaining, helter-skelter, the books are waaaaaay better! Yeah, so now I'm just taking a break from all the excitement.

sizzle

My apologies go out to all followers of the famous nocondiments.com blog/site! I haven't been super busy or anything like that, I've just neglected my cyber corner.

So how's it goin'?
Well, the wind is blowin'.
School is almost out,
I could shout.
Actually, I just did,
and my dog hid.
Christmas is near,
but I have no fear.
Because I know Santa is real,
and that's just how I feel.

-Just thought I'd share an original poem of mine!

rules of the road

I’m really starting to get irritated with the way people drive… I know that when its icy, driving is a completely different sport, but when there’s no snow or ice, stick to the rules:

• Never stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
• Speed limits are arbitrary figures only posted to make you feel guilty.
• Garfield and other stuff animals do not belong on your windows.
• Take turns semi-quickly; you don’t have to be going 3 MPH to make a safe turn, you should just barely slow.
• The small bumps in the road will NOT hurt your car, just keep going.
• So you’ve got a $200 car and a $500 sound system? Turn it down, no one else wants to hear your bass, we march to the beat of a different drum.
• Never stop at a yellow-light.
• If you’re over 65, cut up your license.
• Nobody cares that you have a “Baby On Board” bumper sticker. No one is going to say, “Oh my God! There is a baby in that car, I better drive extra safe!” (Sad, but true.)
• If you're driving a minivan, you've got no business even being on the road.

dinner for one

Last night Kaari, Coral and I went to Market Center for a snack. We grabbed our Animal Crackers with the handles that always break and scurried up to the cash register with money in hand. While waiting to pay, we noticed the man in front of us was buying 1 steak, 1 potato, 1 bag of barbeque chips, and 2 candy bars... He probably wastes nothing and has NO food other than salt/pepper and condiments in his cupboards and fridge.

Yeah, it's okay. For every weirdo like him in America, there's a weirder person in China. Why China? Because their language makes no sense! They have a symbol for every word instead of just a simple alphabet. And they still eat with STICKS. Oh, and that's not all, they believe in dragons! Come on! Seriously, people, get with the program, or whatever. Wake up and smell the coffee, or something... Who came up with these sayings? And where do they live?