defeat the cheat

As I was talking to someone about the insecurity that accompanies the thought of your present lover's past lovers, I came up with a remedy (for the insecurity). Well, before I made my grand discovery I considered just killing their exes... I wished that one of them would sink to the bottom of the ocean in a wrecked plane. I fantasized that another would become blind... It was then I contemplated the perfect solution... If only I could paralyze them. A paralyzed person is incapable of having sex. Because the worries of sex account for most jealousy/insecurity, this would be perfect. Now I must invent a para-pill to slip into their drink!