seattle lust

They say that "all kinds" roam the city, but I never really took it too literal. Well, they were right. Here are some examples of the kind of people that I share a city with now...

I have recently been researching jobs and alternative places to live in the future at this site called "craigslist.org." -It is actually pretty convenient. -You can find everything from used bicycles to, well, yeah, you'll see:

Looking for Sleuth to Take Photos
Reply to: job-98953834@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-21, 10:07AM
If you have a camera and a sense of adventure, I have a fun job for you! I need someone with a camera to "stake out" a man and get me photos. I cannot find a detective agency in Seattle that wants to handle a job this small, so I am seeking an adventurous person with a camera who wants to earn a few hundred bucks.
Compensation: $500 paid upon successful completion.

Free Rent
Reply to: anon-101453800@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-02, 4:36PM
Free rent in nice townhome in exhange for some cleaning duties plus booty call. Don't worry, owner is 30 and handsomely cute! email enquiries.

And then there is "The Stranger," the local alternative magazine. In the back of each issue contains the "LustLab" where people can post "Women seeking Men," "Men seeking Women," "Men seeking Men," and "Women seeking Women."
Here are a few of my favorites:

Buncha muncha cruncha humans!
sweet, shy, chubby girl lookin for a strong guy to hang out with and who respects my married life as well. no drama, no control issues please!
pinkocommie, 23

Charming sociopath bruise me badly
extremely busty (38F), classically pretty brunette, inexorably drawn to the abyss, seeking an alpha male, gentlemanly in public but a sick fre in private. I adore nasty misogynists. can you seriously scare me without actually hurting me? dark bruises please.
thanatos, 33

Let's have some fun
My name is Jeff. I am seeking a hot and horny, sexy and kinky open minded female to have fun with. I enjoy french kissing, toe sucking, [and other bad things]. I also like short skirts and dresses, diferent color pantyhouse and sexy lingerie.
seattlejeff, 45

I have been around the block a few times and now I have had to face a very ugly surprise. I have HPV-Human Papilloma Virus or Genital Warts. While I have NO VISIBLE WARTS, I had a couple of bad pelvic exams and so they tested for it and voila! Not only is it HPV but the Doctor also found a cancerous growth on my cervix, (yes, I said CANCER). But, lets cut the crap. If you want to meet me. Lets do it.
Miss Lily, 33

Prowling
I'm hunting. I'm a kitten. I'm a top. I'm a bottom. I will tear your throat out and lick your tears.
Ms. Fitz, 31

When I close my eyes...
...I imagine myself powerless, unable to move my hands or feet, blindfolded and gagged. Do you ever have that fantasy? I do. Are you comfortable enough to let me do it to you too?
Amabis, 38

Lustingforyou
Looking for a woman that wants to help me feel like one of the girls, help me dress up, check out guys, and sometimes just treat me like her bitch.
just wanna have fun, 37

F2M Slutboy
Born female, but pass fully as a male. Been on testosterone for 4.5 years, no surgery yet, so I still have hot tits and a hungry [region]. Lookin for a queer man!
F2Mbottomboy, 24

Oh, and trust me, there are way, way, worse ones, but I realize that this is seen by quite the audience, so I will halt there. Don't be offended or appauled, for this was published in a PUBLIC newspaper before it got into my hands.