rachelle's response

Rachelle responded! Yes, the mommy murderer! Yes, the notorious LJ (Live Journal) murderer!
After waking late in the day, I went out to my kitchen and noticed pieces of mail for me laying on the table. One of which was a large envelope from Seattle University including financial information. The other which was a small envelope addressed to me, from Rachelle Waterman with a special stamp reading,
"WRITER OF THIS LETTER IS AN INMATE OF AN ALASKA STATE PRISON."

So, I instantly opened it up... And here is what it said:


Elaina,
Sorry this took so long. I had to wait on stamps.
Well, yes, I have gotten a lot of these letters, but mostly from creepy guys in prison. Besides, pen pals are fun and I appreciate your efforts.
As for the case, I can’t talk about it, only say I’m innocent. Those two fucktards (the guys) are full of it.
Anyway, that site must be old, we can’t get guitar lessons and they’re mostly behavior classes. Unfortunately, they’re for men. This is technically a men’s prison, the women get crap. Oh well, I already play guitar (music is my passion).
Though I do have a job. I’m the computer techie and I teach a basic computers class. Other than that, I read, write (songs, poetry, letters), draw, listen to the radio, work out, and hang out with my fellow inmates. Nothing too exciting. Though I suppose that’s good. After being secluded in such a drab environment, The Groundhog’s Day from Hell, any exertment might just give me a heart attack.
As for the food… Eh, I eat salad, apples and coffee. So I don’t mess with that. Besides, I’m a vegetarian and I didn’t know we could get veggie-friendly meals for a bit. When I found out, the lady in charge would be suspicious of why I’m a salad shooter all of a sudden.
Well, I’ll save some corny humor for my next letters.
Ta -
Rachelle Ann Waterman
P.S. Sorry my handwriting sucks
P.P.S. When addressing the envelope, no abbreviations or they’ll send it back.
-If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.