btw... i'm the coolest

The other night I met a girl whom is obviously totally, awesomely earthy, nice, fun, laidback, hot, and just in general the coolest, and I wish I WAS her!
This certain someone is so cool, that they graduated high school early (which makes her the same age as me), to come to Sitka and go to Sheldon Jackson College! Not only that, but this gal is also cool enough to have dreadlocks, and a bead in her bangs.
Though this chick has many more hip attributes, I really enjoyed the way she reminded me, "By the way, I don't judge people."
HAHA! What kind of line is that?

#1 - If you feel that you don't judge, then cool. -Keep it to yourself. Its not something you need to announce to insure your cool factor.

#2 - Saying you don't judge people is like saying that you never care what others think. -I hate to break it y'all, but its human nature (to an extent). I mean sure, its a great idea to try to judge people as little as possible, and also to do as much as you can without caring what people think. However, as humans, it still happens.

#3 - Dreadlocks are dirty