downdate

Hokay... So enough with excuses for not being enough of an internet bum... And here is an update of some '05 kids. (As you will see, they are all staying so busy with their productive lives. Yuck. Yuck.) And if you aren't included, its your own dang fault.


Jennifer has a new boyfriend. And apparently, "The dorm toilet is like way dysfunctional and backs up like multiple times a month, and it did on friday. Her new bf was there all weekend. On Saturday he ate something bad and when we came back to my room he got really sick. So he was puking in the toilet that had like poo in it. And the people couldn't come fix it until Tuesday, so when the plumber guy came we hid in our rooms cause the toilet was like FULL of yeah, nasty stuff. And we heard him come in and open it up and he was like 'AHHHHHH! OH NASTY.'"
She continued, "Yeah it was... sick. And the toilet is backed up AGAIN and I KNOW it is my roommate's fault and she's lying about it, which angers me!"

Jim has a new roomate who wets himself in their room everytime he gets drunk.

Lauren has been dating lots of boys, playing in an orchestra, skiiing/snowboarding, and getting down with her bad self.

Emily is going back to BLONDE. (The first attempt resulted in "Vitamin C" color. Yeah, the singer.)

Julia is convinced that Anchorage is full of creeps.

Chandler ran around the Harvard campus naked.

Manfred recently went to bed at 4:40 am. Other than that, he said, "Look at my facebook pics, they speak for themselves... ie Margarita Monday."

Coral Pendall said she saw a baby sucking on a man's toes recently. She was on her way to a circus.

Zac Clarke reported, "Um, I need more chairs, maybe a loveseat. Um, laundry has to be done. It's friday, so there are [things] in order. "

Kristina has been eating lots of eggs and listening to "horse-wheezing/screaming" at her new job.

Shannon has been chilling in Ashland with the Bob Marley lovin' hippies. Recently, she got a tattoo of a treble clef on the back of her neck with the words ''my everything'' underneath.

Brit hangs out with Rena. If you know her, you'll understand the irony of this situation.

Hannah has a big drawer full of food and she has to do Field Work at a school for kids with behavioral problems for Education Class. Also, she has purchased a Spanish dictionary that is as wide as her hand span.

Robyn sleeps in the same bed as another girl every night.

Zach Carlson is single. He got a new truck; '97 F150 and he's freezing his ass off.

Clea is "still with Jon and is mostly consumed by that, classes and tubaness."

Tawny has a teacher who is mad at her class for not knowing enough. And her friend is reading the inferno, so she put depressing/scary quotes all over the stalls in the dorm.